Welcome to my existence. Toddlers are a unique and relentless form of wacked.
Your two-yr-previous requested for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You silly, naive idiot. They didn’t truly want the blue cup. They desired the inexperienced cup. No wait around, the pink cup. Or no cup. In fact, their drinking water bottle. Not the orange a person, the pink just one. Oh hold out, they’ll consume the rest of your can of Perrier, thank you incredibly significantly. Yah, that is it. *brain explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by frequent courtesy, emotional restraint, rational wondering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, irrespective of whether it is a mouth full of bathwater or a security toilet plunger. But they’re also the most hilarious minor creatures in the world. Cue the memes! We have rounded up the most LOL and eerily correct depictions of toddlerdom. Delight in.
Also so. a great deal. urine.
She experienced a berry very good evening.
Not gonna lie, wasn’t the best weekend.
Shit, that’s a new just one.
No disgrace + stolen cellular phone = potty schooling digicam roll celebration
Send out espresso and prayers. (Credit: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we strain-eat ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers always deliver the drama.
Wait right until you listen to mommy’s Sunday night time grunts. (By @spritch29)
Do not fail to remember the stickers. So lots of stickers. Just about everywhere.
Is there a PhD for mess-creating?
That past little bit of havoc I wreaked was specially exhausting.
Who realized so many fights would be about sticks?!
And from that day forth, they realized all the things about every thing.
Smaller but terrifying.
Tonight’s the night!
Shout out to all the moms and dads planning to take their toddler to a cafe tonight hoping this time will be distinct.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a very little wine if you’re so inclined.
Here comes the flood.
If I simply cannot see you there is no way you can see me.
Not so rapidly.
As always, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit rating: @winecheezits)
They genuinely do get in the way of your strategies, don’t they.
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